Top 10 Athletes( If facial hair was a skill)

Athletes have been known to be some pretty crazy characters, one way in which they express their individuality is through facial hair. So I took it upon myself to make a list of the top 10 facial hair styles in professional sports.

10. John Axford-Milwaukee Brewers

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Axford has taken over as one of the better closers in the game of baseball and his mustache would be the first one to back up that statement.

9. Henrik Zetterberg- Detroit Red Wings

(BleacherReport)

Never mind not shaving for the playoffs, I don’t think this guy shaves, or even trims for the entire NHL season.

8. Joe Flacco- Baltimore Ravens

(Baltimore Sun)

I give Flacco credit for keeping this facial hair even though he must’ve known it looked completely ridiculous. One of the only athletes I know who doesn’t have the game to back up the facial hair.

7.Dale Earnhardt Jr.- Hendrick Motorsports

(USA Today)

Props to you Dale, for having one of the fullest beards I’ve ever seen. Absolutely no space in-between mustache and beard and a nice bottom lip to chin connector to boot.

6. David Ortiz- Boston Redsox

(Bleacher Report)

Papi has one of the most perfectly manicured chin strap/beard combos in professional sports. Perfect width on the jaw line and perfect hair length. Imagine Papi without this….

5. Kevin Love- Minnesota Timberwolves

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It’s gotta be tough being a white boy in the NBA. I think we all know how young Love would look without this scruffy but not too scruffy look.

4. Brian Wilson- San Francisco Giants

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The only one I can think of that would be jealous of this beard is Santa. Brian Wilson is at the dead center of the sports fashion world, largely in part due to the black cat he glued to his face.

3. James Harden- Oklahoma City Thunder

(The Score)

The only reason he didn’t get a better spot in the countdown is because of the awkward blank spot on his upper lip. Dont think just because he’s making millions that his mom doesn’t care about this. She is irate and wants him to shave.

2. Kimbo Slice- MMA/Boxing

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One of the only athletes that can grown hair all the way up to his bottom lip. I got 5 bucks to whoever can find the most crumbs in Kimbo’s beard.

1. Brett Keisel- Pittsburgh Steelers

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Keisel is the only athlete out there with both a flowing full beard and a borderline perfect mustache to go along with it. I’d just like to know how long it been since hes trimmed or shaved any part of his face. I’m going with 4 years.

Posted By: Joe Quinn